Ted here! All of us here at WAtT Studios are looking forward to a nice, quiet President’s Day. Dave has a super neat tradition of spending the entire 24-hour period dressed as George Washington, and Cody has spent the whole day trying to trick him into telling a lie. Jon, for his part, has been trying to explain “the apocryphal nature of the cherry tree story,” but nobody is listening to him.
Uncle Sam dropped by last night, and decided to stick around for a few drinks after failing to murder us all. It was super fun! At midnight, Dave put on his George Washington costume and things got a little weird between him and Sam. Everyone was real drunk by then, though, so nothing bad happened.
Anyhow, I need to go research "how to clean up arterial spray" on the Google and post a Craigslist ad for a new security guard, so that's about it for this blog post. I hope you all have a safe and patriotic President's Day - it's what the Founders intended, after all!