This week Dave is not reading The Lord of the Rings and thinking "this is based on something," Jes is self-conscious of her head-scratches, and Cody personally offends a New Choice judge. Jon is at a jousting tournament. Also, you're both welcome for different reasons!

This week Jon is going to SO be king, Cody has nothing to start the party off with, Dave was on the news, and Jes critiques the important decisions. Also, “I saw nothing, Father, but my phone saw everything.”