This week Jes struggles to appreciate Mautog, the god of war, Cody struggles to get to a meeting on time, and Dave struggles to simply ask questions. Also, good old midwestern talk-speed roots!
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This week Jes struggles to appreciate Mautog, the god of war, Cody struggles to get to a meeting on time, and Dave struggles to simply ask questions. Also, good old midwestern talk-speed roots!
This week Cody moves to strike, Dave has his birthday, and Jes loves her family. Also, fake mustaches!
This week Jon loves a snickerdoodle, Dave is trying to run a business, and Jes will gather the coven. Also, have a nice day!
This week Jes needs puddles, Jon electrifies a candy, Cody has two emotions, and Dave wants to express himself through art, not surgery. Also, pasta puns!
This week Cody sees things that others don't see, Dave forecasts the weather, and Jes is done binging shows. Also, you're a genius!
This week Jon heads to the garage for around 90 minutes, Cody gets insulted, and Dave has seen all of the Bond films. Also, we all know where Jes is!
This week Jes wants her shoes, Jon is blamed for a bad latte, Cody gets lost, and Dave recommends Big Grande's The Teachers Lounge. Also, a goddamn accordion!
This week Cody wants to go do parachute parkour, Dave is rich, Jes covers it up with peppermint, and Jon displays world-weary exhaustion. Also, I LOVE bacon!
This week Jon doesn't understand a book recommendation, Cody is having a midlife crisis, Dave hates K, and Jes says a sound. Also, it's got a dragon on it!
This week Jes uses science on the serum, Jon lectures his knights, Cody likes to heckle athletes, and Dave likes noodles. Also, that's enough of the wrestling talk!
This week Cody brings the Scrub Daddy, Dave is a wanderer, Jes gets breakfast in bed, and Jon has a 20 year-old Runescape account. Also, your dad might be a bus driver at any turn!
This week Jon tells us how cartoons work, Cody goes into witness protection, Dave breaks some tough news, and Jes is ten minutes early. Also, like the muse Terpsichore!
This week Jes asks about the orphans' beds, Jon wants to burn a book, Cody encourages a cheater, and Dave doesn't accept the blame. Also, get your knapsack full of seagulls!