This week Jon is a literal anus, Cody defies gravity, Dave has had traffic, and special guest Jay is back to sell George Lazenby! Also, by no means go over the banking info!
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This week Jon is a literal anus, Cody defies gravity, Dave has had traffic, and special guest Jay is back to sell George Lazenby! Also, by no means go over the banking info!
This week Dave has lost his mind, Cody embezzled funds (to make a flubtubbler), and Jon is furious with his imagineers. Also, return Gwen's books. Also also, sub-cutaneous vs sub-dermal at high speed!
This week the guys return to FLAWLESS AUDIO QUALITY if not sublime content wherein Jon is offering up hearty handshakes and more, Dave has The Princess Bride on his mind, and Cody helps to choose his own method of execution. Also, deal with it bro-trek!
This week Cody is tri-ing too hard, Jon ate the horse girl, and Dave doesn't want you to read the fine print (or the large print) before signing. Also, it's a good looking trend line!
This week the guys return to normal(?) with Cody collecting toes, Dave making sandwiches, and Jon wanting to make things traumline. Also, "it's better than kombucha!"
This week the guys take a look back at what the listeners decided were the best scenes of the year. It's a top-ten countdown to the new year with lots of laughs! If it can be said that 2015 was a big year, it would stand to reason that Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast was part of that bigness. Go team! Also, let's try to convince Jon that cults can have a big following.
This week the boys are settling in for a long Winter's studio party when they were rudely interrupted by a man with great name recognition. They are forced to abandon their own plans for a death-defying evening of shenanigans and whatnot! Also, "I am draMATically handsome!"
This week the guys announce that they are unable to endorse reading-related cannibalism. Dave presents some enormous impersonations, Cody meets his quota of disappointing Jon, and Jon leads the hunt for a deadly kitchen appliance from way back when. Also, it's an olfactory experience!
This week there's a non-zero chance that Cody really wants some apples, Jon warns against drinking sugary ocean water, and Dave tries to silence Jon's American rights. Also, holy post-modernism, Batman!
This week Cody bypasses a terrible joke, Jon tries to psyche up some teachers, and Dave thought he saw not-the-moon. Also, positivism is the BEST!
This week Jon has decided to invest in a tattoo, Dave is looking to get there in style, and Cody has business ideas to suggest. Also, Cake Day, USA!!
This week Cody wants to shame mustard users, Will knows what the reference is, Jon doesn't like today because it's stupid, and Dave attempts to devise a naught knot, not a nought knot. Also, that's a good snuggle right there!
This week Will returns to rob a credit union, Dave is relatively poor, Jon rolls around on the ground, and Cody is a frustrated director. Also, did I say sardines?
This week the 5-year-old agenda writer strikes again! Dave gets into a heated debate about the "C-word," Cody wants his investments to be more conservative (and less risque), and Jon really tries his hardest to explain alarm clocks but the others won't have ANY of it. Also, PLBY, please!
Let us tell you a story about a story where a story is told by a storyteller pertaining to three storytellers telling spooky stories to one another... until they realize their own stories are not what they thought! Jon, Cody, and Dave are a little preoccupied this Halloween, so enjoy the scary tale of a tale of a tale (etc.)!
This week Dave and Cody are doing whatever they want while Jon takes the week off. It's probably the most banana-less episode yet! Also, black and white are colors.
This week Jon has made an ominous deal with a silent business partner, Cody gets fooled by a coat, and Dave is a grouch. Also, have fun doing whatever you're doing at the moment! (Also also, don't forget to send in your Halloween themed scene suggestions soon!)
This week Cody is willing to murder a thousand puppies, Dave is ready to write his memoirs, and Jon cheated on his car. Also, thanks for putting up with us being assholes!
This week the real life in-the-flesh Cody returns and confuses dog breeds, Jon killed a dolphin with a harpoon gun, and Dave walks out on the first annual Condiment Convention. Also, this whole episode may be apocryphal.
This week we play our first-ever voicemail! Jon gives the elevator pitch of his life, Dave is trying to sell a miraculous grilled cheese sandwich, and Cody is on "vacation." Also, whoah! What's up with everyone being crazy?! <-(that's an "interrobang")