This week the guys have a reserve episode for you as Ted cleans the blood from the studio. Jon deals in vengeance, Cody wants to share what he discovered about orgies, and Dave is going to be killed in a few minutes. Also, that's some Santa bullsh*t!

This week there's a non-zero chance that Cody really wants some apples, Jon warns against drinking sugary ocean water, and Dave tries to silence Jon's American rights. Also, holy post-modernism, Batman!

This week the 5-year-old agenda writer strikes again! Dave gets into a heated debate about the "C-word," Cody wants his investments to be more conservative (and less risque), and Jon really tries his hardest to explain alarm clocks but the others won't have ANY of it. Also, PLBY, please!

This week the guys are here to fill your need with purpose. Jon would like to cut down on the property damage that occurs when he drinks, Cody has crafted a complex interplay of not-color, and Dave is not a scientist/contractor/Jamba Juice employee/lawyer/scientist(again)/entomologist/philosopher. Also, the only law is shooting zombies. 

Jon pitches a movie, Dave has a terrible date night, and Cody explains Minecraft. Also, gamification!