This week's episode is the best one in at least 7 days! Cody gets a terribly disappointing substitute for what would otherwise be a good thing, Dave forgot about the stock footage, and Jon knows how to avoid toilet duty. Also, my flan melted.

This week, the guys recognize the far-reaching influence of the Indiana Jones franchise! Cody splits a gut, Dave's life was saved by a rogue tattoo artist, and Jon is searching for a sentient, mobile, fire-breathing duck puppet. Also, the guys receive some call-in advice from a friend of the show. Also also, your ignorance is excusable and expected.

Cody discusses the logistics of sailing to a legendary (landlocked) city, Dave prepares for his first bullfight, and Jon develops some extremely potent sleeping pills. Also, Jerry Rice!